“I drank coffee and read old books and waited for the year to end.” ― Richard Brautigan, Trout Fishing In America

 

cheesymermaid:

theycallmey:

we live in the best possible version of cyberpunk

Fun fact: when I worked at the tv station, drug tests were required for everyone except the art department.

cheesymermaid:

theycallmey:

we live in the best possible version of cyberpunk

Fun fact: when I worked at the tv station, drug tests were required for everyone except the art department.

(Source: seriousjones)

lesbianstepmom:

so i was wondering why my parents are always so disappointed in me, and then i realized


here’s my sister:

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here’s my other sister:

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and here’s me

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graceebooks:

there was a cute guy with his… chameleon?? ? on the train

graceebooks:

there was a cute guy with his… chameleon?? ? on the train

theladythorki:

nyan-cats-daughter:

loveloree:

that would be the best surprise ever omg

:OOOOO

no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these
you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke
but you get another polar bear
and you’re like hm that was weird but hey i got two polar bears that’s pretty cool
but it kEEPS HAPPENING
OVER AND OVER
you get more and more frustrated each time
eventually you give up and sit down on the floor and cry, surrounded by small plushie polar bears
you’re so thirsty
you never wanted this to happen
all you wanted was a coke

theladythorki:

nyan-cats-daughter:

loveloree:

that would be the best surprise ever omg

:OOOOO

no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these

you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke

but you get another polar bear

and you’re like hm that was weird but hey i got two polar bears that’s pretty cool

but it kEEPS HAPPENING

OVER AND OVER

you get more and more frustrated each time

eventually you give up and sit down on the floor and cry, surrounded by small plushie polar bears

you’re so thirsty

you never wanted this to happen

all you wanted was a coke

(Source: humortrain)

enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…

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(x)

UPDATE!!

My principal decided to join him in a photo.

The new photograph will go in the yearbook as a way to raise awareness for American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) and rescue animals like Mr. Bugglesworth and Vivienne.

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