“I drank coffee and read old books and waited for the year to end.” ― Richard Brautigan, Trout Fishing In America

 

novalee17:

“I saw you eat eggs the other day, you motherf-“
- Jake Gyllenhaal, teasing his vegan friends Natalie Portman and Tobey Maguire (see the whole thing here)

novalee17:

“I saw you eat eggs the other day, you motherf-“

- Jake Gyllenhaal, teasing his vegan friends Natalie Portman and Tobey Maguire (see the whole thing here)

whomeaintshit:

221b-astards:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

HAHA THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER WATCHED.

Literally me if I ever try to be a parent

Is anyone imagining his voice and screaming while he panics to not kill his kids

whomeaintshit:

221b-astards:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

HAHA THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER WATCHED.

Literally me if I ever try to be a parent

Is anyone imagining his voice and screaming while he panics to not kill his kids

(Source: 4gifs)

aphrodisijack:

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

fall-leaf-love:

ultrafacts:

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There’s one real skull left??? As in there used to be MORE?!